It's just a text doc. It's well worth the 4 seconds it takes to download and search for your user names and or passwords.

Is your 32GB iPhone or iPod touch really a true replacement for your 160GB iPod classic? For me, it definitely isn't.

heart click, sir and/or ma'am.

I really just want to keep making Arena Football League jokes about him because fuck him and fuck Arena Football.

"The landowner says it was meant to scare off children."

Wait wait wait. The quote from Rose, in the context presented, is about trading memorabilia for tattoos, not for bread and water, not to keep his apartment warm in the winter, it wasn't him making sure he sent presents for his little sister's birthday, or not to see a doctor about this thing that doesn't look so bad,…

OH MY GOD! Somebody died doing that!!!!1 BE CAREFUL, Genius!

And since we all know that 1. innovation does not lead to more efficient solar cells capable of requiring less are to capture more of the yellow suns magical energy and that 2. electricity has to stay in one place and is not connected to a large grid, networked together across large sections of the country, or…

Not pictured:a 161 pound, solid gold frame.

People who live in the "world of fine art" seem like a bunch of assholes to me.

Give 'em a few minutes.

Thank you for shutting those people up...Who do they think they are — What, with the posting jokes on the internet.

Fat and white huh? So it's going to a Tea Party rally? Does it properly fit in a Hoveround? Does it have the "forward racist Obama pictures" app?

Seriously. When they realize that a bunch of unprotected glass may not be the best material for a gadget that is prone to being dropped, then I will care about the color.

How is this a "no-chemical" set? Even if you're ONLY using water for everything, you're still working with a chemical. It's geared towards young children, so saying, as one commenter did, it's "pansyism" is or a result of overly cautious parenting, is a bit silly.

*wants to click "like"*

I know, I know — it's hard to believe, but this is my theory.

A big fine and a few months in jail? They almost certainly hired someone who has a trained bear, it's not like they trapped a wild bear who was just rubbing up against a tree and eating honey out of a cartoon beehive.

I'm an office sloth, I am 5'11" and weight roughly 185lbs. I do not go to the gym, so I am not "mostly" muscle. I am, on the other hand, overweight. Not obese, but certainly overweight. I am roughly between 15 to 20 lbs over weight. I don't think I look particularly good at a weight that low, but that is my ideal BMI,…

Yeah yeah yeah... and other animals can't deep fry other animals while shotgunning beers.