I know, I know — it's hard to believe, but this is my theory.

A big fine and a few months in jail? They almost certainly hired someone who has a trained bear, it's not like they trapped a wild bear who was just rubbing up against a tree and eating honey out of a cartoon beehive.

I'm an office sloth, I am 5'11" and weight roughly 185lbs. I do not go to the gym, so I am not "mostly" muscle. I am, on the other hand, overweight. Not obese, but certainly overweight. I am roughly between 15 to 20 lbs over weight. I don't think I look particularly good at a weight that low, but that is my ideal BMI,…

Yeah yeah yeah... and other animals can't deep fry other animals while shotgunning beers.

I'm a merman that lives in the ocean, how does this relate to me and my day to day needs?

I want to make sure I'm reading this right; are you equating making jokes at/with your friends on Facebook to burglary?

Don't worry. Auto correct will help.

No. Those are awful, not matter how into sneakers, or lamps, or sneakerlamps you are.

I don't see this as a problem. If he took the photo, using specific film, aperture settings, lighting, filters and lenses and then developed it in a way that added contrast, or some otherwise desired effect, how is it any different than your phone (or digital camera) doing it for you? He didn't add anything to the…

It's tragic what happened to the rest of that guys fingers.

Little known fact: Fake Apple products produced under better working conditions than real Apple products.

@cabjf: But Apple does that every day (advertising something as new and innovative, when its not), for everything, ever, forever. That is there whole shtick. Also, magical.

@Bramsey89: U mad?

@Matt0505: So, in additional to being mindless zombies, they are easily offended. Noted.

I'm making another post pointing out "pocking".

@rxe7en: They received laptops and free wifi through trading with other tribes as well.

@phunnyballs: Again. Just got to the link and you'll see the explanation on LITERALLY the first page.

@rxe7en: So lazy. Just got to the link and you'll see the explanation on LITERALLY the first page.

What? One of them is wearing an old Lakers shirt.

@Nathan Perkins: Win and win, sir.