@zoanon:

@MegaShark: My first thought.

Someone have that fellow clip his nails.

@tomatO_-: Try that argument with someone like Andrew Luck. That might be the case for many, but it is not the rule, especially considering the vast majority do not go pro.

Maybe someone should design one that doesn't fall off every time a gust of wind blows across the field.

@xXSlayer77Xx: Jokes. I made one.

I don't know,guys. I'm just going to fork out the $60 for Best Buy's 4' RocketFish brand HDMI, just in case. I mean — it's $60! That can't possibly be a rip-off!

@saboth: I wish there was a way to click "like" on all of the comments in this thread.

Niiiicccccccceeeeeee

@BoscoH: I'm as happy as a pig in slop. I just care about comedy... Unlike some people around here.

@BoscoH: I know what you are referencing, but the story of Rex Ryan and his wife, in no way whatsoever, relates to hidden cameras or Rex Ryan's feet.

@BoscoH: This joke makes so little sense that it actually makes me mad.

@Phintastic: I asked him about gold pants on twitter. He still has not gotten back to me.

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: They changed the Amero to the Soros? Damn it! I simply can not keep up with this dang New World Order!

@Dreamwriter: Nope. I have finger prints all over my iPhone screen, unless I've just wiped it off. When would I have ONLY the four finger prints?

@wanderingrabbi: No. I understand what trash is, and I understand what the future is — I mean, I don't understand how that is a valid argument against gift cards.

Is it for a store you like and for a dollar amount that is practical?

@Voyou_Charmant:

In before the conspiracy theorists.

@Voyou_Charmant: Try again.