This makes me think of this. Worth reading every single hilarious word:

@NuevoLeon aka MiRod407: DO IT.

Also, the guy on the left just looks like a pretentious asshole. He and his fixie should haul ass or I am going to pick a fight with him for no other reason than looking like a dipshit.

Nonsense.

@mtfmuffins: I assure you that is not actually an offensive reference.

@rashad123us: I particularly like when he made AIDS, Malaria, Cancer, gingers and meatloaf.

@silkworm: Is there kissing involved? If so, then no — that's gay.

@alexLmx6: On the upside, we aren't bombing desert planets yet...

@Weakskills: A planet full of cute transsexuals you say?

I don't remember reading about "Gliese 581g" in the Bible, so it obviously doesn't exist.

This looks pretty great.

"every device listed on the plate wants to help replace your TV."

HOW DARE HE! Does he know who I am? Does he know how many twitter followers I have? Does he know how many facebook friends I have? Does he know that I deleted my myspace account before deleting your myspace account was cool? I'm going to post about this incredible insult on my blog and tumbler and my readers... Will.…

@RuckingFetard: Just found this. Looks much better: [www.gizmag.com]

@RuckingFetard: I don't get it... I would buy and use a slide out keyboard (assuming it wasn't total garbage) Certainly us 3 are not the only ones.

Wouldn't slide out look and work much much much better? How does someone take a good idea, invest $X in R&D and then execute it so poorly?

Listening to the play by play on the radio, I get. Watching the game on a screen while in the bleachers of that same game, I do not get.

My favorite part is unpacking the entire case just to wear a different shirt! There is a convenience factor that is totally lost with this.

@The Squid: I think you mean "freedom beams of light."

@DancinDatsyuk: Seriously, the last thing I want to do is drop my shiny new for some reason all glass iPhone while jogging...