@froggy: It's not that I wasn't thinking it, but saying it would mean that I was calling myself retarded. And it's just not something I'm ready to admit.

Just purchased it. Works great, and contrary to Apple's belief, that their customers are borderline retards, I experienced no confusion when pushing the volume button.

So, Apple thinks its customers are THAT stupid? Just amazing.

@m_9: I don't understand the "make it worth it" part. Are you under the impression that you have to pay someone? Is your time so valuable that you simply can not be bothered to spend a few minutes jailbreaking it?

@Schalliol: So, you would rather not have the ability to do something, which is 100% possible, because something better is in the pipeline?

@acidrain69: It didn't work for me. :(

Why would you need that much room for an e-reader?

@djdare: Really?

@PoG: Attn: everyone. There is no need to post any more funny comments. The above post has won.

@Xagest: Constantly shoot off fireworks. Constantly

@frigg: Mine fell in the river when I was little, so I never really got to experience the magic. :(

How limited can a copy writers vocabulary be? Doesn't this lessen the word's value when it's used to describe literally everything being done?

@DaveExile: You win the entire everything today. Thank you.

@yantelope: That's fine.

Every single time I read about the Dell Streak, I read Dell Steak.

@beatledud: Geez! You don't have to bite my head off.

@Timmy: I heard Bruce Willis was actually dead the whole time.

@beatledud: Calm down.

@blash: Where does it say this is mailed to you? As I understand it you're voting at a polling station, they scan/record your ballot, you take it home, enter in some random code and then see if it matches how you voted.

@dufus: No. You simply identify a number. The person's identity does not have to be a part of the information.