@thisotherguy: It's not that they wouldn't, it's that they didn't. #crime

@Kakkoii: Voluntary vs involuntary.

@weatherman: "attorneys don't all wear powdered wigs, you know."

To be clear: Mother and father saying he was at home wasn't enough. Facebook status update? Air-tight alibi. #crime

@Archaotic: if the game wasn't being advertised on every gaming-related site, network, blog, and TV show in the universe. The game is as over-exposed as Janet Jackson's nipple was after that stupid Super Bowl half-time show.

@Archaotic: Just stop.

@1Mystic-G: I hate when they arcade things up. Who has that many quarters on them? I know I don't. #modernwarfare2

@deanbmmv: What? I would hardly call the horse a "gift". They offered a giant horse, yes, but inside were soldiers. Allowing the Greeks to to destroy the city and end the Trojan War.

@prunus: You should be more specific. There are good and bad calories and limiting your caloric intake (to a degree) and eating a balanced diet is ultimately more influential to how your body looks than your level of activity. Exercise, physical activity is more a matter of overall health.

@Fnor: "especially women" Don't be sexist!

@mangs: I think he means, more specifically, "spot toning" which is made up of pure nonsense.

@Lymed: Absolutely! That's what I've been saying since 2007!

I can't look at that woman's face without filling with rage. I want to invite her to some public event just to humiliate her and hopefully make her cry/sue me.

I hate looking at great looking offices because mine is beige and tan and another shade of the same colors and its so dull.

@Sexytime Explosion: AGREED!

It looks like it has a solar panel roof too? I did I miss that line in the rundown above?

It looks like it has a solar panel roof too? I did I miss that line in the rundown above?

I don't understand why they did away with the faux-Audi grill/bumper. It made them look SO much better. This new front end is boring as all get out.

I get the custom color part, but is you're going with regular dark black/slate/whatever how is making it easier than just buying it?

@Voyou_Charmant: I misspoke, they do care about poor people in the developing world. They care by lobbying in support of trade agreements that let US companies exploit those people by providing unsafe and poorly paid manufacturing jobs.