Let’s all take a break from worrying about the government taking our guns and confining us to FEMA camps and look at this picture of Joe Biden being the most Joe Biden to ever Joe Biden...

He’s trolling the world now, right?

“The crowd gave him a standing ovation for every one of these points. He literally earned 12 standing ovations and now I am barren.”

They can have her

You are right about that, I work with a guy who’s super chill about being a vegan

I was saw a FB exchange where one woman was trying to convince another woman that EO could cure her father’s ALS - because lavender and patchouli can do what modern medical science has been unable to do, right?

Only 4 years?!? So, she’s no different than all the people who have recently discovered crossfit or veganism or essential oils and start to preach to everyone and anyone?

I saw this on Pinterest years ago - I have a special affinity for the mom who said you can be a princess AND the hulk.

I got the kitchen from Jumpin’ Jack Flash. I need to reconsider my life...

Honestly, I was a little worried that Bobby D was going to die at the end.

We all know he just wants to devote more time to crying in tanning beds.

Extra points for that last line

While I fully understand how much money there is in breeding these purebreds, I have no sympathy for these people. Good dogs in shelters that will never know what it’s like to have a loving home suffer because people want purebred, “perfect” specimens. (I type this while my former shelter-dweller pit bull mix is…

And I think it’s sad that she’s afraid of hairstylists.

I don’t agree with Carly on any issue and I fear the very idea of one of these current GOP candidates winning the general election but, that being said, I do think she comes across far more dignified, likeable and respectable than any of the other contenders. I truly look forward to seeing how far she makes it.

This is why the Rolling Stone article made me so angry, they fabricated details about a very real problem in this country and left many to believe that most claims of sexual assault are also fabricated. It wouldn’t have been too hard to find a story that 100% checked out and didn’t do this kind of damage.

Does he? That would mean he’s self aware and I don’t think any of these guys are.