Molly spends too much of her time keeping score.

“damn girl you like a rubix cube.”

never f--k with the bag. 

Roman was making an ernest attempt to be sincere (he was just held hostage and they were ridiculing him on sight) but honesty requires a level of vulnerability and self reflection that none of them are capable of. Even tho Killah Kendall (who literally killed someone) mocked him, Roman still silently reached out to…

I know Jeremy Strong deserves every golden statue on the planet atm but major snaps to Kieran Culkin as well; I was near tears when Roman and Kendall had that silent exchange at the table.

so kendall is by far the most chaotic roy right? also... shiv’s bod is marvelous

Shiv and Kendall always had an underrated dynamic. 

shhameless lunacy; everyone at dinner was on the floor in some way.

small shout out to Beth Ditto too; she really settled into that Florida realness well, almost didn't recognize her. 

funny to see the two X-men Stryker’s interact

big little payoff

Renata attempting a power move on Mary Louise with no furniture was simply excellent.

Hopper and Alexei remind me a little of Dorothy and Magda (Stan’s cousin) from a Golden Girls s5 ep.

random and somewhat unrelated but did anyone else get the advert for the complimentary force factor testosterone to make america manly again? 

well now you went and inserted all that logic lol... Do you perhaps think that Perry was more involved in his brother’s death? Mary Louise was somewhat obtuse about the details (if I’m remembering correctly)

Meryl is indeed taking a character that could’ve been in a Melrose Place arc and selling it pretty effortlessly... I’m constantly mesmerized by those enlarged eyes peering through those glasses.

Ed was rather tame (though concise) in confronting Madeline imo 

Reese is the bite and Meryl is the venom. 

The Handmaid's Stockholm 

goodness this premiere was tedious af... if the goal was irritation then it was a soaring success.