This is just dumb enough that it works.

It’s definitely not for everyone. Many prefer a meatier, more juicy burger. However, I’d still put cheese filled burgers on the list for Minnesota way above hotdish. That or fried walleye as I mentioned.

Sick humblebrag that you’ve scored a goal before.

I thought a dutch loaf is when you try to execute a dutch oven but accidentally shit the bed.

This why you should peel the banana from the other side. It’s WAY easier and that’s how monkeys do it so it must be right. They are the banana experts.

You are dead wrong. Before last night, they had sold out 6 straight games. Last night’s attendance was down thanks to a divisional playoff game for the Vikings also being in town but they still drew just under 15,000. This is a great basketball town when the team is good. It’s just been so damn long that most people…

Wait... Seriously?

Yes, we do.

I was thinking about something similar the other day. Kids are like the drunkest of adults the day they are born and just slowly get less drunk the older they get.

I think you missed a “t”

Bingo

The shakes, sweats and gut bubble shit me while I was lying underneath the makeshift bridge...

Yup, I’m an idiot.

Jesus, I’m a dumb.

Do the 49ers have the upper hand in any way, other than he played a few games there, when it comes to signing Garoppolo? It’s far from a sure thing that they retain him this offseason.

This is the setting in which I watch many sub-par movies and it makes them mostly enjoyable!

Plus, this one has terrible reviews.

Plus, this one has terrible reviews.

CORRECT!

CORRECT!

It seems like 10s if not 100s of people would have seen how he arrived and left from that spot, whether it be on foot or with a wheelchair.

Chuck Fletcher fucking sucks.