It says a lot about me that I first read your comment as “rock” beginning with a “c” instead of an “r.”

I’ve never even seen the movie and I use “American History X” in place of “curb stomp” all the time. Don’t you worry about why I talk about curb stomping all the time either.

I can’t even articulate the amount of anger that I would have been filled with if I was Altidore. That nipple tweak followed by a little b*%$# flop would have been met with direct blows to that pathetic face. Hell, I’m angry just from watching it!

No joke, this is a thing the Korean Baseball Organization actually does.

...and take the last name Walker. Because I’m no fun.

Holy shit this article made me so grateful that I have a house with a garage.

I don’t have any sympathy for him not being able to play baseball. I do have sympathy for him having to go through this becoming a highly publicized spectacle and even more so for the victim having to be reminded of it. The guy was probably thinking he finally put that horrible crime behind him and was starting to…

This is bad logic.

This is bad logic.

I just posted something extremely similar. I wish I would have seen you posted this before I did. Security is WAY more relaxed here in the US.

This is hilarious. I’ve flown out of at least 5 European airports over the past 2 years and all of them seem to be much more thorough with their security checks than any airport I’ve ever been to in the US.

Actually, Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground. 

In retrospect, no.

Look, I get that it’s bad to interfere with a live ball and you should discourage people from doing it but it always seems like such a harsh punishment to eject a person for doing it. They wouldn’t be grabbing it if they knew it was live. They obviously think it’s a foul ball.

Slightly lower actually...

I very much appreciate your recognition of Bucky.

Yup, he did it twice yesterday!

I’m definitely a homer but I am NOT humorless.

“Barely acceptable.” Name of your sex tape.

“Barely acceptable.” Name of your sex tape.

Agreed. I didn’t mean to make it seem like I thought Buxton was faster or even as fast. I just believe he would have made both plays.