I’m almost always up for shitting on sports people but shitting on Wittman makes me sad. I know he’s not a good coach but I go to the same church as the guy and he seems like a good guy. The fact that I semiregularly see him in an everyday setting has made him an actual person to me and I want him to succeed in life.…

The Twins beat the Red Sox in a spring training game! WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME!!!

Too soon

Too soon

The coupon code for the 2TB portable hard drive at Staples isn’t working for me. Anyone else have any luck?

The coupon code for the 2TB portable hard drive at Staples isn’t working for me. Anyone else have any luck?

Interesting. I’m assuming that when Minnesota hosts Super Bowl 52, they will make money. Absolutely nobody wants to travel to Minnesota during February so tourism will go from 0 to whatever the Super Bowl brings in.

Wow, what a time to be alive.

Wow, what a time to be alive.

What the hell does Bing Crosby have to do with this?

This is also what I thought.

Awesome! I have been meaning to replace my current SwissGear backpack that has served me well for 10 years. I could actually keep using it as there is nothing severely wrong with it but the shoulder straps are starting to fray and I’d love to be able to keep my laptop in my bag as I go through airport security as I…

Awesome! I have been meaning to replace my current SwissGear backpack that has served me well for 10 years. I could…

OMG... I cringe laughed at this. Kudos, my friend.

It’s more rude for a guest to get dirt and mud all over YOUR nice floors/carpet. F that. Take off your damn shoes!

The point is that you can have two USB charging cables plugged in and still have the two standard outlets available.

The point is that you can have two USB charging cables plugged in and still have the two standard outlets available.

But this is already the third pubic chastisement we’ve seen this year.

Yes.

Yes.

Kevin Johnson approves

Why do they insist on capitalizing “HEAT”? It reads as though they suffer from voice modulation disorder and are shouting one word of the sentence.

+1 for abstinence

What in the hell was that?

Through week 3, penalties were up 1.2 per game compared to last year.

That’s a great question! I have no idea. I have to assume yes, though. There’s no reason they wouldn’t give you 2 points for running/passing in a muffed kick because I’m quite sure you can still run fake PAT from the 15 yard line to try and get 2 points. No one in their right would do that though. Pete Carroll will…