Bunch of little kids lost their shit when Jyn died.

You're telling me Jar Jar Binks wasn't a modern day recreation of Brer Rabbit from Song of the South?

Every member of his family has publicly spoken out against him for it. That plus marrying his own step-daughter makes him kind of a sick fuck.

Roman Polanski, Woody Allen and Bryan Singer are all still making films.

He knew Judd Apatow before he was famous. That seems to be all it takes these days.

Donald Trump: June 14, 1946-November 9, 2016.

So what you're saying is spend your money on Moonlight instead?

I'm proud to say that I've never paid for a movie by any of those directors in the theater.

Celestin has done wonders for the lesions on my lower back, though not with my consent, the bastard.

I'm really ashamed to say that I remember really liking his books when I was a freshman in high school.

Dear god.

Jesus Christ, the amount of mental gymnastics it takes to pretend WB knows what they're doing…

You're forgetting the second Indiana Jones movie, which was responsible for the PG-13 rating.
And Inception, which is responsible for every movie trailer having that BRRRRAAAWWWWW noise in it.