The kitten will definitely seal the deal. :)

I am sure ESPN had binders full of women that they approached!!

(This will never not be funny to me)

Met on okcupid, married 1 year, no sign of impending divorce.

My beloved and I met on match.com 8 years ago. Been married for 5 years. Look forward to spending the next 30 years proving the naysayers wrong!

If you want a plaid wool wrap and don't care too much about authenticity, I've got one that was like 40 bucks from Zara. It's super soft and basically by favorite thing.

The second letter writer sounds like she is also lacking in platonic friends. That guy is an asshole. I was with a similar asshole for six years. I did work full-time, in fact making more money than he did and moving across the continent to support him when he was undergoing chemotherapy treatments for his (curable…

So much this. There are probably quite a few things the cops in this instance could have done other than handcuffing a woman for no reason and generally acting like bullies but... I actually have a little bit of sympathy for them asking for ID because what the fuck else can they do when they get some call that is…

I mentioned this below but you are right on. I want to hear the call or see a transcript of the 911 call but there's really no question in my mind the caller exaggerated the situation to get the police down there and I wouldn't be shocked at all if he flat-out used the word "prostitute" or "hooker" in his fantasy-tale…

Hell, be that asshole who yells "get a room!" If you object to something in the public sphere that isn't a god damn crime then have the gonads to confront it your own damn self instead of calling the cops like a spineless tattletail. Oh who am I kidding, this person was totally the root of the "whore and her john"…

Speaking as a Chinese guy, allow me to take a whack at the PC police. I ain't even mad.

About an hour ago my kids and I were talking about 9/11, and I was trying to explain to them what it felt like to experience that day; something which they'll never be able to understand, since they've lived their whole lives in the post-9/11 world. Anyhow, as I was telling them the story of the 4th hijacked plane,…

Week 5 without Jamie ass.

OH HONEY DON'T EVEN WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…

My sister's friend had seven abortions working at home for Google!!! Click to learn more!!!

I'm only slightly ashamed to admit that I actually like Scott. He's a tool of the first order but he lost both of his parents in less than a month (not manufactured) and had to recover from it on TV. It's awful but I kind of really hope that it's [the OD] fake. But I don't think it is.

That is some righteous kindness on Taylor's part. Goddamn. Serving up love like it's cherry pie and making sure everybody gets a big ol' slice. Fuck me if that isn't lovely.

Can we stop calling it a leak and start calling it a disgusting violation of privacy?

I had a little accident right after I moved here (Germany also) but before I got my insurance card and everything set up. The hospital sent us the bills: almost 600 EUR for the ambulance ride, and like, 150 for the emergency room visit. I was worried about paying it, but it was still better than paying out of pocket…

Guys, I am freaking out. I've been planning my move to Toronto, from Ireland, for about 6 months now. And I leave in 3 weeks and I am FREAKING OUT. It just hit me tonight that I'm going. On my own. Not knowing a soul over there. No job and my stress levels are pretty high right now.