You’re so soft and whiny, you cant even accept people for having different opinions.

According to strict rules of engagement and making sure only to engage active threats to their lives and others

Clueless Hero is almost never actually humor. It’s just a rote observation that tries to dress itself up as humor without making any actual joke or clever insight.

“Lol nah. Short of legendary it’s remedial if you aren’t a journo.”

I’d love to play the game without feeling like CDPR is taking a dump on me every time they plaster 300 more of that transphobic ad all over the city.

How about “what if BOTW had good combat and an interesting open world that wasn’t just the save five enemies over and over and ‘good exploration’ that wasn’t just walking to a possibly cool looking location only to find a korok seed, a shrine, or nothing?”

“That second strip where they replied to the complaints was hilarious. I’m sorry, but people are way too overly sensitive to everything these days. Nobody can take a joke anymore, at all without over analyzing it.”

These stupid ugly monkey pictures cost more than my car and yet my car lets me get groceries and go places.

If you’re too much of baby not to cry when seeing yourself low on the scoreboard then you shouldn’t be playing a competitive multiplayer shooter.

If you can’t handle some online harassment, which is extremely easy to block, that’s a you problem. 

The way Kotaku still lives rent-free inside some of you gamer bros’ heads is wild.

I wouldn’t be playing if Horizon was all “serious business” - I like making a character, I like the fun story stuff and folks in the game, I like that it doesn’t take itself too seriously. Please don’t ruin Horizon by making it all serious and bro-racing-y.

the game events and races and stuff are so damn hyper and bro-ish that a nice long drive between stuff feels great

People like you are one of the things that gives video games a bad name.

Imagine caring as much as you do that people who are slightly less good at *video games* than you are might get to enjoy a piece of art slightly differently than you do.

Hey, for real, fuck this shit made by a transphobe, y’all. Every bit of free promotion for HP is just more money in JKR’s coffers to fund her hate campaign against folks like me.

Your attitude is depressing

There are no shortage of other sites for you to read the dry technical comparison reviews.

So refreshing when a game of this era gives you a choice of protagonist rather than forcing you into Default Game Man

The game looks awesome. Just wanted to say though that the front page headline “for Switch and PC” is very weird since it’s also on Playstation and Xbox and is even on Xbox Game Pass.