Oh, cool, the Idiots of March.

Not sure who to root for here...

Fallopian.

Taylor Swift is an ethereal elven princess who is far beyond our petty likes and dislikes.

"I broke down and brought a new printer today because fuck everything. But I have pie!"

At your request Mark, I have joined "The Twitter"

Is it "What About The Men" thirty already? Just fucking stop.

Stop trolling

O your just baiting people to attack you. Probably had a hard day and need passive aggressive internet battle. You can't be that ignorant. You can like read and see and stuff.

Don't be obtuse. It has to do with dominant dynamics. Is it an oppressor group playing dress up? Or is it the oppressed?

1. Most famous comedians are men, because...
2. Most professional comedians are men, because...
3. Male comedians are more successful, because...
4. Venues are more willing to book male comedians, because...
5. Most famous comedians are men. Go to 1.

Welcome to the vicious circle of prejudice. Why is that so difficult…

When things like this come up, it's no different than black face. It gets people riled up for a small amount of time (including the people that it offends culturally) and then the hype dies down.

I had this whole diatribe written about this guy and me apologizing for the members of my gender who are such douches, but I decided to replace it with this:

Ugh.

My face looked like this as I wrote that:

I find it baffling that men would give up the fly option for anything more than "special occasion." That seems like the equivalent of a woman wearing a jumpsuit, in terms of hindered practicality.

If I were a Cressida, I might go out of my way to avoid dating the younger brothers of popular royalty. Based on Shakespeare and Chaucer, the likeliest outcome of that scenario would be dying from leprosy as a Greek captive.

Yeah, but he only joins in after the Second Coming.

In his defense, human beings probably are pretty close to a different species from him.

I seriously hate WHEN people capitalize WORDS randomly for emphasis. My very literal MIND, reads those STATEMENTS as SUCH.

White people with blackface are pretty much Veruca Salt. When you're used to pretty much the entirety of our culture catering to you at the expense of everyone else, of course you're gonna throw a hissy when you're told something is off-limits.