I am a naturalized citizen as well, came legally and did it right. That is why these infuriate me:

Enough about OJ Simpson!

It is easiest to call someone idiot for doing something you are afraid of, but secretly wish weren’t.

Most of the flannel-shirt, hipster-beard, bro-dozing dudes can’t even change motor oil if their life depended on it. Not to mention the tires never see any mud or gravel. Most just overcompensate for something.

Let’s not pretend supporting Hillary is a noble act here, buddy

Because it is worse to get caught by hurricane in traffic than at home.

That’s not driving. That’s just holding the wheel slightly to the left. I can do that.

What kind of piece of junk takes 18' to stop from 20mph?

My BMW X5 has a similar shifter. Well, it works much better, because them Germans done it properly. I may even say I prefer it to traditional PRNDL shifter (but not the manual, of course, c’mon!).