Every time I see Lackey on TV, I think back to many years ago when it was a deal for people to get their first HDTV. My friend got his and had this observation:

I’ve seen your work in one of those All-Caps weeklies. Gorilla Mind Smooth all the way.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

Admittedly, it seems unfair to go after Rick so close to the anniversary of 9/11

(deadspin comment prediction)

I mean, yeah the 3rd save is nice, but the first 2 are just purely positioning. The 4th save he should’ve really held on to. Trust me, I know, I played u12 soccer.

This is why I’m looking forward to that desert city map they’ve been showing off. I’m so used to running across fields, spinning and serpentining like a panicked rabbit with an inner ear issue only to be gunned down by someone two hills over with a 4x scope and a level of patience that is so alien to me, it borders…

Ya it’s a totally different game in solo. I play almost exclusively solo and it’s basically a horror game.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

Not trying to be a jerk....but I literally thought that was ESPN doing a heart warming story where they let a special needs person be a sideline reporter. I am NOT joking. I thought he was special needs and we were going to hear it was a special thing that ESPN did for a “special” person in Denver.

I’ll take a stab at it:

The show includes a character named Token. Token Black. His family is the richest in the town of South Park, and they are—as their surname indicates—black.

Token has routinely been employed in the series to demonstrate the other boys’ misunderstandings concerning race relations here in the US.…

You’re completely wrong Myles, and misunderstand parody.

Keep telling yourself that.

Lol, sure they are.

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Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Seriously though Gita, go on Chapo

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”