“Take That For Data!” is also the name of my self-published STTNG alt-universe revenge-based novella

Dude, you’re forgetting about caesareans.

OTOH, TNT Commentator Shaquille O’Neal eloquently expressed what many fans were feeling over Thomas’ loss he said “Mrrump grmmhrm huunpmhrs drmmmhuhnnp urhmp.”

How do we account for New York’s lack of success, despite having a... unicorn (Kristaps Porzingis)?

At some point, this organization is going to stop playin with their Willy and make a decision

“Suzy Welch”

I think it was heartbreaking because now he has to gameplan for the offchance one of his starters kills a guy.

The heartbreaking tragedy of Aaron Hernandez, as far as Belichek is concerned, is that he didn’t get a compensatory draft pick for losing him.

China

Suzy Welch: Rob Gronkowski.

Hey thanks for that .gif I’m gonna go scoop out my eyeballs have a great day!

Good luck! This is America, dude. We don’t elect people based on name recognition alone.

I know. But I’m an editor... so there is a difference.

It wouldn’t be the editor, it’d be the producer. The producers knew it would be a big deal and that’s why it made it in.

although, nothing beats the lustrous shine of a freshly polished pussy.

but most recently has moved to New York City—The Big Apple!—where he enjoys eating bagels, hot dogs from carts

frankly, “Senior Writer.” is a little too personal for me. why would I care how old you are?

okay, the new site format (the rolling stories one after the other) has caused lots of confusion and has had people frequently replying to one story under another story’s comments.

“Sir, I wanted to talk to you about the Memphis..”

Barack Obama.