“We’re kind of putting the baseball on the backburner,” said Graupe.

I can’t believe it’s taking them so long to come out with DotK II: Deep Dicking.

It’s been a decade already!!!

Bunk 2 would have been awesome. What’s better than Bunk?

Dammit! Fixed. I am still, clearly, never going to be a spelling bee champion.

Agreed. This definitely hasn’t been a good year or two or Deadspin, and the quality is going down rapidly. If I see one more shitty, sensationalist article from that Hamilton Nolan guy....

These are the people who keep electing Mitch McConnell.

If I were a Kentucky fan with Calipari as my coach, I’d be too busy thanking my lucky stars that the NCAA hadn’t vacated any of our wins yet to be upset about some poor officiating.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

To be fair, there’s a lot of unwarranted whiteness all around that stadium.

God, I can’t wait for golf to become a thing of the past. One thing I will say about us millennial, we sure do dislike golf. This is a good thing!

Damn. That’s pretty deep.

Enes Canter

I was invited to be a pretend horse once. I said “Nay”.

It’s already catching on in the States too.

Oh you can still make fun of it. Just that you are a dick for doing so. I am sure some of these people are socially awkward or ostracized and have found something cool to them. Do I think people are odd for competitions on Air Guitar? But I think most people are odd. 20 years ago if I saw someone watching and having…

This is completely unfair. Deron, Jefferson, Korver, and Frye are an incredible unit together and I have the NBA 2K9 disc to prove it.

I like doing laundry, heck I even love it.

Washer in the basement (laundromats are indeed hell). I never use the dryer.
Air dry on a washing line. Smalls go on a folded horse.
Everything goes on the line so it will come off folded - e.g. tees and sweaters pegged under the arms so no visible peg marks, and taken from line…

I turn 18 later this year, and I haven’t felt as inferior and unaccomplished as I did watching that game since I turned 12 and realized I was a muggle.

My article about veterans being mistreated (“G.I. Woe!”) got shared by the President and celebrities, went mega-viral, got debunked, and then got someone fired for spreading false information. On its own it was enough to get me that new equipment for my band.

Three strikes... *sunglasses*... you’re out.