YEAH WHY BOTHER TRYING TO DO ANYTHING

DAMN IMAGINE THIS IN THE SOTU:

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE PRESIDENT’S TWEETS, RIGHT FOLKS? FOLKS? RIGHT?

The work our staff performs in no way benefits our company (beyond financially)

LOL DAMN WHAT A BORDERLINE FEUDALISTIC EMPLOYER-EMPLOYEE RELATIONSHIP “YOU’RE EMPLOYED BY US, BUT WE ONLY PAY YOU IF WE GET PAID, SO YOU SHOULD WORK, BUT DON’T EXPECT BACK WAGES, AND _DEFINITELY_ DON’T EXPECT TO SHARE IN PROFITS ONCE THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL.” HELL YEAH

lol “Right to Work”, accessing unemployment, lack of overtime, working weekends for a dickhead boss, etc. are all pretty humiliating too. the private sector is a hell unto itself.

THE CURRENT ECONOMIC SYSTEM WE LIVE IN IS UNSUSTAINABLE AND IS LEADING TO INCREDIBLE LEVELS OF ALIENATION, ANXIETY, AND PAIN. WE HAVE THE RESOURCES TO FIX THIS.

AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK, THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS DOES NOT MAKE OVER $10 MILLION A YEAR.

its great that shitheads like this who run things via fear and intimidation become successful. really wonderful.

YEAH LET’S KEEP PUMPING THAT “STOP WITH THE PURITY TESTS” CHICKEN

HEARD SOMEONE GOT MURDERED THE OTHER DAY. LOOKS LIKE THOSE ANTI-MURDER LAWS AREN’T DOING SHIT, WHY EVEN HAVE THEM

I’M A DC FOOTBALL FAN AND I STILL THOUGHT YOU MEANT “WASHINGTON STATE” ON FIRST READ.

A JUG OF 90-YEAR OLD PISS, WHAT’S THAT CALLED, CHARDONNAY???????

THIS IS SUCH A WHOLESOME REPLY. EXCELLENT!

UHHHHHH OHHHHHHH SOMEONE’S GUNNA BE IN TROUUUUBBBBLLLLEEEE

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THIS PICTURE IS A TRUE EMBODIMENT OF EARNING WHAT YOU GET IT IN LIFE. LOOK AT THIS MAN. HE’S TAUGHT, RIPPLING, AND OLD. ITS AMAZING. HOW DOES HE DO IT? DETERMINATION AND SOME GOOD OL’ FASHIONED ELBOW GREASE/OIL. I MEAN YOU SEE VEINS THROBBING OUT OF SOMEONE LIKE THAT AND YOU JUST HAVE TO RESPECT…

MORE LIKE CARL GRAVE

But then, right when I took the picture, Butters got really hot, so he pulled his pajama bottoms down, and then I tripped, and, fell down, and my mouth landed right on his penis, and, then I thought of something funny, so I smiled up at, the camera and gave like a, thumbs up, and, and then Kyle took the picture from…

AH YES THE SLANG TERM “KILL YOURSELF”. JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE SLANG TERM “MIX EQUAL PARTS OF GASOLINE AND FROZEN ORANGE JUICE CONCENTRATE”

DAMN NEXT KLAY THOMPSON IS GOING TO SAY HE HAD SEX WITH MY MOM