“HMMM...WELL ALL THE OTHER ANNOUNCERS I HEAR SHOUT A LONG, DRAWN OUT GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL, AND I NEED TO MAKE A NAME FOR MYSELF, SO I’LL JUST GO WITH THE SHORTEST POSSIBLE WAY TO SAY THE WORD THAT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE YELLING AT THEIR DOG FOR EATING TRASH”

MMMM YESSSSSS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WITH A PARTNER WHERE YOU WORK TOWARDS EACH OTHERS DREAMS AND GOALS, ACTING AS A ROCK WHEN THE OTHER FALTERS AND ALWAYS PICKING EACH OTHER UP OHHHHHH FUCK YEAHHHHHH I’M CLOSE

TALK ABOUT SOME BREASTS

yup this is the entire problem with neo-liberals in a nutshell. all these appeals to decorum, “reaching across the aisle”, etc. have created this brain-worm that lives in their heads, telling them “if you’re just respectful and nice they will be the same to you”. Obama thought this way, and look how much his…

THAT IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW I AM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING THANK YOU!!!!

WHAT IS “THINGS I’VE SAID TO ANOTHER PERSON BUT KNEW IN MY HEART I COULDN’T LIVE UP TO”?

THEY CALL THAT THE PLAXICO BURRESS DAMN TOPICAL STILL GOT IT AAAAND PUBLISH

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAH WELL I GET THE FEELING THAT A BUNCH OF BUM ASS COMMENTORS ARE BUM ASSES SO STICK THAT IN YOUR CORNCOB PIPE AND SMOKE IT YOU COMMIE AAAAAAAAND PUBLISH

and we thought this was just a pi in the sky

For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia, and you can repeat that in Ohio and Illinois and Wisconsin.

FUCK OFF ITS THE WORST

Right, exactly. So...football.

What isn’t up for debate though is that soccer needs to take head injuries much more seriously than officials currently do, for the sake of the spectacle itself and especially for the players.

BUH BUH BUH BUT RACISM IS OVER STOP BEING SO SENSIVITE

I DEFINITELY THOUGHT THEY WERE RUNNING OUT THE CLOCK BECAUSE THEY WERE UP 1 AND WAS LIKE “HOLY SHIT THE CAVS WON”. I WAS ALSO INCREDIBLY BAKED. MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL

because the alienation and constant fear that is ingrained into us throughout life leads to people looking for ANYONE to pummel. it’s easier to punch down than up. much easier. punching up requires going after the system that is in place. the immense pressure the majority of us feel has to be alleviated, and we barely…

I see you now;)

but she didn’t RUN on that in any meaningful way, at least not enough to connect to average Americans that have turned out in the past. I don’t know how you can’t see that? It was a poorly executed campaign, with no MESSAGE that lost to the least liked presidential candidate in modern history. And I CAN PROVE THAT TO…