You’re not fortunate- it’s what you deserve.

YUP BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW REPUBLICANS WHO ARE VOTING TO DEFUND WELFARE AND LOWER TAXES ON MILLIONAIRES DEFINITELY CARE ABOUT BEING SEEN AS HYPOCRITICAL OR RACIST OR STUPID. THEY’RE GOING TO BE SOOOO EMBARRASSED AT THE COCKTAIL PARTY

WHAT ABOUT “hmmm interesting”?

2 years sober. if i can do it anyone can. its not for everyone but it has improved my life in every single aspect except my mouth waters when i smell bourbon.

YUP WHY CAN’T A LATE NIGHT TALKSHOW STUDIO AUDIENCE SHOW SOME GODDAMN PERSPECTIVE AND INSIGHT INTO THEIR APPLAUSE FEEDBACK SHEEEESH

SHUT UP ABOUT THE WHOLE “WHITE PERSON” BULLSHIT TAKE MY DUDE WHAT I’M SAYING DOESN’T HAVE TO DO WITH THAT AT ALL

“WE NEED TO SELECTIVELY CHOOSE WHO PUSHES FOR EQUALITY, THAT IS THE REAL WAY TO GET THIS MOVEMENT GOING”

REMEMBER IF YOU’VE EVER HAD A BAD OPINION ON SOMETHING, A BAD TAKE, OR EVER SAID SOMETHING WRONG, THEN YOU CAN NO LONGER HAVE ANY FUTURE OPINIONS, IDEAS, OR POINTS ON THINGS, AND EVERYTHING YOU DO SHOULD BE DISCREDITED.

No he GZZZZZZZAP wouldn’t he would GZZZZZZAPPP Arrrrghh absolutely hate tha-GZZZZAPaaaaat

IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME WAY TO CALCULATE WHO WAS RECEIVING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF VIEWS FOR THEIR VIDEOS AND MONITOR THEM REGULARLY. OH WELL GUESS IT CAN’T BE SOLVED NEXT PROBLEM PLEASE

A/S/L?

NOTHING FUNNIER THAN SOMEONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF MILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE LOL

ALLEGATIONS ALLEGEDLY ALLEGE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST ALL AWFUL ASSHOLES

NEW MEANING TO THE IDEA OF A CORNBALL BROTHER

I MADE A BROWN IN MY PANTS AAAAAAND PUBLISH

“THE TRUMP-RUSSIA INVESTIGATION: BECAUSE WHY SHOULD WE CHANGE ANY OF OUR ACTUAL POLICIES?”

MORE LIKE AREA COVFEFE 51

YEAH LICK THAT BOOT YES SIR OH HELL YEAH MORE PLEASE EXPERTS AND AUTHORITY ARE LESS LIKELY TO LIE THAN CONSUMERS MMMMM

SLIGHT TANGENT BUT A COUPLE YEARS AGO MY WIFE AND I WERE TRYING TO DECIDE ON A COUPLES HALLOWEEN COSTUME (WHICH IS IN NO WAY AN ANNOYING LIKE “OH LOOK WE’RE TOGETHER” IT’S BEAUTIFUL ACTUALLY AND DEMONSTRATES LOVE) ANYWAY SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO BE FREDDY KRUEGER AND I’M LIKE “OH A SEXY FREDDY KRUEGER?” AND SHE’S LIKE…

HEY I’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR A LITTLE OVER 3 MINUTES HOW MANY WALLS DOES THIS CHROME DOME RUNTHROUGH??