“If you take Thursday off, we’re firing you. No, it’s completely unrelated that Thursday is a national day of protest, and we’re not firing you because you participated. But if you take that day off, we’re firing you.”

EDIT: My mistake did not know it was a reference to Elizabeth Warren

Why would you have hamsters in your room?

I hope Patton is taking care of himself. I’m still in mourning for my aunt and I can’t imagine how much pain he’s still in for his wife.

A review over a week before release? I knew it would be good, but DAMN. I haven’t even got Nioh yet!

Fair enough, but esport is still in its infancy, and seeking traction among a wider and larger audience.

As you can see from some of the folks who got here from Deadspin (and I’m not commenting on the salience of their arguments, just the tone of their reactions), not everyone’s all that jazzed about the idea of…

This was a fun fight.

That guy did such a good job keeping it together man I would have at least cracked a smile and some of that wild shit he was saying lol I don’t know how he kept it so professional.

Yea. I remember having Halo LAN parties and being dead silent and respectful when our team won the round.

I think we need to stop telling ourselves that he’ll be impeached.

Counterpoint: I went to Game Grumps Live last night, and there was a moment where two folks were picked from the audience to play a Mario Party minigame, your typical 30-something neckbeard and a little 7-year-old girl named Cadence. While trying to hype up the crowd, the little girl blurts out “I’m gonna destroy you”…

that is the punchline, yes.

Come on, let’s use 1/2 a brain cell.

I think the camera is in specator mode so it’s able to see all players.

To really see how good they are at the game, they ought to be assigned a randomly drafted team 15 minutes before the game. They then have 15 minutes to fiddle around and figure out whom they have before playing.

MD, normally, I’m on your side, but I gotta go with acme64 here; smack talk has been part of competitive gaming ever since my friends and I started feeding quarters into Super Mario Bros. thirty years ago at our local Pizza Hut.

are you new to gaming in general?

“It’s not showing off if you back it up! —Dolph Ziggler”

This is like the first answer I’ve ever gotten on this issue that even slightly makes sense. Thank you!

Man I’d managed to forget about that, thanks