Update: Cecilia weighs in:

You have been ungreyed, good sir, and thanks!

We’ve all been there. Congrats, Mike. As a fellow Dad who turns 39 this year, your story hit me in the right place. Sorry you had to go to Gamestop - I’m one of those PC jerks who hasn’t stepped foot in there since the Bush administration - but I’m glad things worked out for you. Good Thinking!

Heading off the horrible deal comments, yes, I am aware the deal was not good. I mention I could have gotten more for it elsewhere, but I wanted to do something special with my wife, and nothing that goes towards that counts as a loss.

But would he have been able to turn eating at home into an article? An article that he gets paid to write?

Congratulations on being a huge asshole.

If you want Camilla because she’s your waifu, sorry you’re having bad luck.

This is what happens when you forcibly call upon people from other dimensions just to get your 5 Star Camilla.

Thank you for this. I was going to post something similar, so I was glad to find this comment. Well said.

God damn, this is one of the best written responses I’ve read. Well done.

There seemed to be an awful lot of equivocation and hand-waving excuse-making going on in the comments on the previous article.

I get not wanting to think one of your favorite personalities/entertainers/what have you might actually be a shitbag (or, if not an actual shitbag, the sort of dingus who has such poor…

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

Dick Cheney was evil but competent and qualified.

I mean I disagreed with Bush on just about everything, but at least his administration had competent people and I don’t think they were literally evil.

This administration is so fucking corrupt it’s making me long for the integrity of the Bush administration.

Well done. How very original, edgy, and pushing the boundaries. Anti-Semitic ‘jokes’, so fresh.

Just bought the game - your review was enough reason to do so. Also the composer of the soundtrack was nice enough to provide it for free so you get the game and some sweet music for a small price. :)

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

What da eff, Kinja.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”