I loved my non-replaceable infotainment system until the touchscreen started getting random “phantom” touch inputs every time my car came to a stop.

No, really not. It’s you. You’re projecting.

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I’ve avoided city living for exactly this. If other cars and cyclists aren’t destroying your parked car on city streets, then it’s the city themselves with snow removal or randomly towing your car around the block for unannounced road work. I will never give up private parking.

How in the fuck is she remotely “rock and roll”? She deserves no honor of the sort, and assholes like you are diluting the value.

As opposed to all those mid-20-somethings buying up all those other Buicks?

My favorite part is definitely where the cops - all carrying universal handcuff keys - cut her out. Guess she won’t be back tomorrow. 

Me. Top contender for my next car in a year or so. They’re just fine right now to balance with fuel economy, but more power means more enjoyment. Sign me up.

This is the same man that started a GoFundMe for his current legal bills, right?

It’s pretty goddamn clearly written... The bikinis are part of the “thirst trapping”. It’s being used to grab your attention so they can pitch the other bullshit to you. Nobody gives a fuck about Butch and her handgun, but make it sexy and you get all the likes. ALL the likes.

Its really cute that you still believe this is a common cause of forest fires, despite the majority taking root in remote inaccessible areas.

I can’t tell whether to laugh or cry at the idea you’d buy an add-on component for your Magic Mouse to make it not be an uncomfortably useless piece of shit. I used mine for all of 1 week before tossing it into a drawer and letting a battery leak decide its ultimate fate for me. I only regret not honoring those…

I can’t tell whether to laugh or cry at the idea you’d buy an add-on component for your Magic Mouse to make it not…

Yeah. America will be doing just great as it turns its back on the world and the world responds in kind. Isolation is what made the US what it is, right?

“Good morning, dumbfuck, “alleged” and its various forms are scummy corporate journo language meant to make the readership think all charges leveled against a celeb are bullshit, and that’s why it’s rapidly falling out of favor to write like that.”

No, and good evening, Master Dumbfuck.

“Alleged” is a term that…

I bought my V8 Absolute when they launched at pretty much the same price as the V10, and as unbelievably expensive as that felt at the time, it’s completely changed my cleaning habits.

When your vacuum is light, ready to go, and —most importantly— quick and easy to put away, every obstacle to using it is eliminated.…

I bought my V8 Absolute when they launched at pretty much the same price as the V10, and as unbelievably expensive…

Hi Matt!

I’M NOT A GAY FISH! I’M THE VOICE OF A GENERATION!

Dear Americans,

It’s amazing how few people ever knew that was on the disc!

So is Weinstein being targeted because he’s a person of color? Spacey?