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I loved my non-replaceable infotainment system until the touchscreen started getting random “phantom” touch inputs every time my car came to a stop.

I’ve been grappling with trying to understand this for YEARS. I’m STILL caught in the machine.

What was even the point of revoking it if they’re turning around and giving it right back? What a useless gesture.

“It has the Google Cast standard built-in, which means you can beam content from a whole host of audio and video apps on Android and iOS: Spotify, YouTube, Netflix, Hulu... just about anything except music and movies you’ve got through iTunes.”

I had pretty much nothing to say but exactly this.

No, really not. It’s you. You’re projecting.

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I’ve avoided city living for exactly this. If other cars and cyclists aren’t destroying your parked car on city streets, then it’s the city themselves with snow removal or randomly towing your car around the block for unannounced road work. I will never give up private parking.

Pardon my French, but who the hell ever would have thought Sean Parker would be referred to as former president of Facebook before P2P pioneer and founder of Napster?

How in the fuck is she remotely “rock and roll”? She deserves no honor of the sort, and assholes like you are diluting the value.

As opposed to all those mid-20-somethings buying up all those other Buicks?

I say leave the access open. If there really are people dumb and creepy enough to try viewing this stuff in public, let them expose themselves so they can be caught.

My favorite part is definitely where the cops - all carrying universal handcuff keys - cut her out. Guess she won’t be back tomorrow. 

Me. Top contender for my next car in a year or so. They’re just fine right now to balance with fuel economy, but more power means more enjoyment. Sign me up.

You’ve obviously never supported hardware on an enterprise level.

You’ll buy into anything Apple tries to tell you, won’t you? Fingerprint readers on PC laptops have been around for well over a decade. Every enterprise level Elitebook made in the last 5 or 6 years features one. And high quality camera facial recognition has been around just as long if not longer. 

Cost to replace an HP Elitebook keyboard on my own: $50 in parts, 15 minutes labor

Apple keeps using form factor and design as their excuse to integrate more, but I service HP Elitebooks at work that are pretty much on par with Apple form factors, and I can easily service every single component a person would reasonably want to upgrade or repair over time.

This is the same man that started a GoFundMe for his current legal bills, right?

“Oh no! They’re marketing a product they sell to appear cool, hip, and with it. It MUST be for teens. Everyone over 18 is dead inside.”