Hot take: the 996 is gorgeous. You people are smoking some bad crack. You should be ashamed of your drug dealer. Then you need to reevaluate your life choices.

I knew I recognized those tail lights...

Im not sure if this is quite at “Torch-weird” or “Tracy-weird” levels, but I owned a professionally rebuilt engine from the Chevy Citation/Pontiac Phoenix for 17 years.

This guy laughs at everybody in the house... while wearing shades, of course.

Ah, I see it now. According to my school computer, it’s been referenced nine times. Nine. Times.

Average? No. But if I have learned anything from real people not actors, its that the average person is dumb.

An honorable mention: get a Porsche 968.

Eggs are yellow. Those are egg whites.

This might sound blasphemous but the fried eggs are my favorite headlights of them all. I guess I can get my favorite body style cheap then

How To Make A Beautiful Car

1.) Look at Toyota’s current designs.
2.) Don’t.

Am I the only one who has no problem with the “brand stigma” side of things? People always look at the downsides (i.e. “You drive a KIA?”) but what about all of the upsides?

1. It’s a Kia... so you don’t come across as a pretentious asshole.
2. You don’t have to explain how you can afford it.
3. It’s a LOT of fun to give…

Ah, the hated “7-10" split... Not just for bowling anymore.

Buzzkill engineer here.

It’s illegal if you import it as a “car”. It’s LEGAL if you import it as a “kit car” and have it assembled once all the parts are here...

now I want a Chrysler.

Ontario isn’t so bad.

I wonder if Apple will get pissy about DJI’s product naming now that they have a Mavic Pro and Mavic Air, just like Macbooks. Not sure if such a thing is covered by Trademark law or not.

I completely get this. I had an old muscle car for 15 years. Built not bought and all of that macho bullshit. It validated me as a “true car guy.” Except that it was hot and smelly. It didn’t really drive all that well. The family wouldn’t ride in it because it didn’t have AC. I didn’t like leaving it unattended in…

I used to think that what I wanted in life (or at least, for my daily) was a classic musclecar restomod - classic musclecar looks on the outside, modern driveline and appliances on the inside. ‘Cause I want it to go fast, corner, stop, and I’m not putting up with the summer without AC.

Thanks Wade Ude