Who are these magical creatures who go to 18 weeks with no negative side effects of pregnancy, and what did I do wrong in life not to be one of them? I’ve been throwing up everything since 5.5 weeks, my boobs have jumped a cup size, I have a constant headache, and I need like 20 hours of sleep a day. And I still have…

fuck this picture, I have a Mirena and I’ve been having pregnancy nightmares all week. I really don’t need the image of a IUD-weilding baby in my head.

I’ve had my Mirena for over a year and I still stress about getting pregnant because it’s only 99.9999999999% effective. If I were to get pregnant, I’ve already decided I’ll lie and say it was planned because I don’t need to hear about how this was God’s will or scare women into not getting one. The truth is, even…

My friend sent this to me yesterday (we both have Mirena) and we were both very much, “HELL FUCKING NO!”

Omg I so hope this is staged, please please please. I have a Paragard so I’ll never miss my “monthly reminder” that I’m not preggers but still this is like my worst nightmare.

Women who work ARE real. We most certainly are. And Ivanka knows absolutely fuck all about us.

I casually knew Ivanka Trump for several years. Her target audience is almost exclusively other people who were born on third base and think they hit a triple.

If it makes you feel any better, I’m confident as someone with a math degree that most people would have trouble with this problem, including probably many people mocking them right now.

reveals the apparent political calculations framing his romantic choices; before he met Michelle, Obama had proposed to Sheila Miyoshi Jager, now a professor at Oberlin College.

I have very little sympathy for anyone involved in this.

My bf and I ended up watching Brooklyn 99 instead because Handmaid’s Tale was a little too intense for the evening.

All this prom stuff makes me feel old already! I graduated in 2011 and the most sophisticated thing that the kids at my school would do would be to decorate their date’s locker to ask them to prom. Or, like, make a sign or something.

My very good (lesbian) friends were married by this wonderful woman. She is filled with love and God’s grace—and I had the joy of speaking with her at the wedding and seeing her in action months later. This woman IS what every religion should be, loving, warm, compassionate and inviting.

I am here for this.

I am 26 years old, and I would like to have children someday. It pains me that I seriously may not be able to afford to have children. It’s not because I wouldn’t make a good living; it is because I couldn’t afford childcare. I hope these idiots realize that there are a lot of people like me who are seriously putting…

One of my friend’s bosses was a lower-tier exec at a defense contractor. First off, this guy was dumber than a bag of hammers. You literally could not hold a conversation with him about anything without him getting lost and needing you to repeat something several times over. So that should tell you a little something…

I can tell you where they are now without the show: living comfortably off their “allowance” while working a few hours a week at their parents’ business to “build character.”

If the previous show had any bearung on this one, please change the wording on your clip, MTV. Kindly remove the words “Most ambitious teens” and replace that with “entitled, self-centered, vapid, delusional members of the lucky sperm club”. Malala Yousafzai is an ambitious young woman. Let’s not tarnish that word not…

I’m going to try to be clear by using my “I” statements-

At first glance, sure it seems like Keurigs are handy and swell and all. I was sorely tempted after my regular drip one started its long journey into corroded night, but then, my local TJMaxx had a bunch of slick little French presses on sale for $9, so I gave it a whirl. A nice big cup of terrific coffee with minimal…