I have a Mirena and this is TERRIFYING. The whole point is to not have a baby.

I knew I was pregnant at 4 weeks. I was a week late and I was incredibly sleepy. I was in bed every night at 6 pm and still felt exhausted.

I got one in January, switching from the pill and they told me to finish my pack and I would be fine.

I read the original article this morning, and they actually can’t sue for discrimination because there’s no law prohibiting discrimination based on sexual orientation in Mississippi. He’s suing for breach of contract and something else. (I hadn’t had any coffee yet so the exact details are blurry).

Juice is better than soda (I don’t agree with the headline that juice is bad) but it’s definitely not as healthy as its presented by juice companies/juice bars/”big juice”, if you will.

Juice is literally just sugar water. All the things that make fruit good is in the solid part of it- fiber, vitamins, etc. When you squeeze it for juice you just get the sweetness.

You could do infused water? Lemons or limes or even mint could give a little flavor to the water.

I teach public high school so from August to May basically all I can watch is comedies. And even then they have to be pretty light.

I have a cousin who wasn’t on this but definitely was in the income bracket that would have been.

^^THIS.

They don’t understand consequences at that age. You know even girls who have adequate and thorough sex education get pregnant right?

He’ll be convicted on the federal count of transporting a minor across state lines for sexual purposes.

So I’ve been watching that new show The Mick (which is hilarious, just by the way) and at one point the main character yells at her sister “You were a topless waitress. Which is worse because it means you couldn’t even dance.”

This might be what he was thinking (though he doesn’t seem to think a whole lot). There are a disproportionate number of stories in Hollywood about white people, and a disproportionate number of those (in our time, not necessarily in old hollywood) are about wealthy white Americans- which isn’t exactly the lived…

This is my theory as to why everyone hates Piper on Orange is the New Black- she’s a basic white lady. I’m a basic white lady. I’m pretty boring- she’s pretty boring.

So if you’ve heard about Shittown and are planning on checking it out STOP READING RIGHT NOW.

My AP Language teacher, an absolutely certifiable bad-ass, kept a compact at her desk so that she could apply fire engine red lipstick before she started grading our essays. She said that it made her feel unstoppable.

They are called the Royal Diaries series and they are GODDAMN AMAZING. I had the whole collection and I assumed it was lost until my mom cleaned out her attic and found the box she used to pack away my childhood bookshelf. She offered to continue storing it for me (since I live in an apartment) but let me take what I…

Yeah- I don’t like her.

OOOOHHHH- I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic but I really like that.