Since we’re not supposed to mention the title, I would say think about the title of this column and the verb used to describe the dispensing of said title and then add “tv show” and google.

It’s also good because now, when my relatives start laying into Planned Parenthood I just casually respond: “Oh, that’s where I get my well-woman exam every year.”

You can also go get care there if you have insurance/can afford to pay.

Everything you’re saying is absolutely right. And maybe there is no way to bring those people back to voting Democrat without ceding that ground. If that’s the way it is then we’ve lost those votes, we shouldn’t go backwards.

Probably. I just re-read my comment and it came off brattier and more confrontational than I intended.

You need to stop being tired of it. Democrats used to be the party of the working class- all the working class, white and minority. And at some point we lost the white working class vote. And this election cycle that demographic cost the election (and stupid fucking white women which I am one and I genuinely don’t…

I’ve been re-watching the West Wing and pretending it’s a documentary and I looooove that episode.

In his defense, I didn’t need them and we were paying off a $3,000 bill from our cat’s surgery on a single income. So we bought our bulk canned tomatoes and went on our way.

I have a vegetarian friend and when we go to dinner she just stares longingly at my burger before telling me “I never really did like meat.”

You have good opinions.

There was a 100 pen set of gel pens at Costco the other day for fifteen and I literally gasped and had to be talked out of them by my boyfriend.

She is bad and her opinions are bad.

From Parks and Rec:

Yeah, I think that’s what bothers me too. You can’t make up your mind about it because there a no facts pointing one way or the other. So people who like Trump are going to start screaming that it’s a set up by the liberal media and people who hate him are going to riot in the streets because they think a traitor is…

Ok. If you don’t eat cheese or bacon, fine. I completely get it. It’s healthier, it’s better for the environment, you keep kosher, whatever. Totally on board.

Julian Castro is leaving HUD and going back to Texas to write his memoirs.

Send him here.

On Christmas, I had to drive through this really intense fog. Like, can’t see a foot in front of the car fog. And I was tired and cranky and my boyfriend tried to cheer me up by telling me that the fog was us passing to the best timeline.

I’m from Alabama and when I was in high school I did this cool summer program in D.C., part of which was getting to meet our representatives and Senators. I met Jeff Sessions as a part of that and he creeped me the FUCK out. I remember having such a negative visceral reaction. And he was just kind of a dick.…

Honestly, I think Keaton’s is more forgivable only because he was presenting an award and had just said both “Hidden Figures” and “Fences” in rapid succession.