I lost half of a pair I really loved and then discovered that nearly every item of clothing has some small hide-away space where you can stab a pair of earrings to they stay together and you can get them when you get dressed and leave.

I hate that guy (picture not the gif).

I went to Busch Gardens Howl-O-Scream in college and was totally fine- zombies, Frankenstein monsters, red neck chainsaw murderers, no problem. Then I turned around to talk to my friend and instead of him being there, there was a clown.

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST READ.

I was an RA at my college and changing roommates is a PAIN IN THE ASS for literally everyone involved. When I was there, you had to have documented mediations from the RA, mediations with a higher-up in the student affairs office, a roommate contract, and proof that one roommate wasn’t holding up their end of the…

My boyfriend is from a small town to the west of New Orleans that borders a large spillway for the river. When it’s not flooded its basically a large swampy park. There are no buildings there because it’s essentially a dedicated flood plain.

I just learned this on Adam Ruins Everything!

Apparently, Donald Trump is under the impression that the only reason maternity leave exists is to give time to physically recover from giving birth, so only women who’ve given birth get it.

That’s how my job works- 2 personal days and 8 sick days a year and you use them all up before maternity leave kicks in. Then, it’s unpaid so, while they pay you during the time you’re off, for the six months following you get a reduced paycheck. So right as you’re incurring tons of extra costs from another human your…

Male allies? Not ideal but it could work.

My boyfriend and I keep our bar open, but when we have people over we stash our nice liquor behind the cat’s litterbox in the pantry.

“Are you calling for women to be removed from the military?”

I threw what I though was a nice bit of shade this weekend. A girl in my intramural sports league missed a major game because she was hungover. So instead of berating her, I waited until the next day and texted her “Hope your hangover is gone. Good thing you didn’t add to the dehydration yesterday!”

Can’t immediately terminate. Honestly, probably shouldn’t. Send the teacher to a professional development on classroom discipline, closely monitor him/her and give lots of management support but if you pull the teacher today, there’s a really good chance that class will be without a teacher until at least January.

I think it’s a bad habit amongst teachers to assume that a child who gave another teacher trouble is going to give you trouble. I’ve had kids in my classes who I’ve hated (and the feeling was mutual) who have absolutely no issue with the teacher next door (and vice versa).

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Donna! You know, for me it’s not that I’m so heartbroken for Donna (it sucks but ignorance is bliss and all that) it’s Wilfred.

Oh my god I almost started crying watching that gif

I love Capaldi. I was a big 10 fan, but the second Capaldi stepped out of the TARDIS in Deep Breat, I was absolutely hooked.

I have a friend who is starting Doctor Who, and she just saw the end of Rose’s run and was all upset and my comfort to her was “You’l move past Rose. She gets a good closing story. But you will NEVER EVER GET OVER AMY.”