You know you’ve reached Douchebag Nirvana when you finally manage to get banned from Fox News for being too offensive towards women.

Tom Petty is dead but this asshole is allowed to live?

Fuck me, you’re right

Fuck Trump.

i got two projectile shitting kids and a projectile vomiting wife i’m sorry for coming in hot. it’s a fucking warzone in this motherfucker.

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I’m just going to post this every Jag Junction:

Go to better restaurants.

And here I was thinking I would never have a use for these stupid airplane images again.

Thank you for running this. I don’t have any love for Trump, but he’s not wrong about fake news. And I agree with you in that this isn’t anywhere near anything of importance - I mean, he’s feeding fish - but this is the level it’s reached. And this:

Lived here all my four decades, and I recognize “America” less-and-less every day.

Yeah and if we had Christians driving trucks into crowds screaming “JESUS LOVES YOU,” I am sure people would be scared of that phase.

If only I could give this more stars.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

Pack it up, folks, we’re not beating this one.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

Yeah. I saw the headline and thought: “Let’s not, for chrissakes...”

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Milky Way is delicious in a way that is only slightly tainted by the fact that it's a puritanical, peanut-denying bastardization of the Snickers.