Someone in my college Russian language class translated every Star Trek (original) episode into Latin.

The AV Club

In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Co-worker: Hey Pope Francis! What are you reading? [sees headline for Pattinson story on screen] Oh…well, I should get going.
[calls HR]

Klingons are so good, you can't have just one?

Or just come visit western Wisconsin. Bull semen is big business.

Second favorite (not even sure if it "won") was "Hold onto your pillow; I'm going in dry" for a picture of Thorin Oakenshild from The Hobbit.

A nice reminder of the best "Caption This" winner when AVC was unwisely asking us commenters to write captions.

I remember reading the AV Club in print form while in Madison in the 90s. Also, Jim's Journal, please come back.

"The man, the machine….Streethawk"…

I got a Firefly notification for this?

[Peter Jackson cringes]

That's a pretty Rocky start for a pun thread.

Sorry, everybody. That's my fault.

Sylvester Stabone?

"I have the best bag. Got it for making big money in the Japanese Stock Market. See? It says Nike."

Don't ruin my fun by pointing out logical flaws.

[pictures Rollie Fingers without a mustache]

Now I know what it's like when doves cry. I would add "while I do the dishes" as well.

Yes and then the next movie will be called Daedalus because the athlete doesn't get caught (wings don't melt).