Stewed tomatoes also work well in the bath.

Simmer, never boil.

Gjetostbusty likes her Bloody Marys with cheese, sausage, pickles, and olives. It's a meal by the time she's done making it.

They can be hot, just depends on the spice. Our local meat locker is putting all sorts of stuff in brats.

Brat varieties, like beer these days, are getting pretty varied. We buy jalapeno, tomato basil, southwestern…etc…brats pretty regularly.

Just ask Louis Friend; he's got some experience with that.

7 lb 6 oz 40 years ago!

Lucky for you, all you have to do is get a haircut to drop 2-3 BMI points.

I have a similar history. I lost 40 lbs eight years ago.

Agreed on both. Those in charge will usually say something like "that's for a jury to decide".

Like Travis Bickle? He was a sociopathic cab driver.

I just drink at home on my porch.

You could embark on an undercover mission and covertly deactivate our entire nuclear arsenal. Light a candle; don't curse the darkness.

What do they need money for? They're not eating as much right? We're helping them out!

They're just trying to capitalize on the "you ain't cool unless you pee your pants" theory that Adam Sandler postulated.

[some getting abortions, some getting American flags]

Are you doubting the journalistic CONVICTion of the AVC writers?

No. No.

Just because of the recent nonsense, I looked into your joke as a possibility.

I'm at work, so my brief attempt searching for an answer yielded no results.