I'd feel safer if this thing were on the dark side of the moon.

Name it Bwian!

If he ends up losing and Warner Bros. gets all his money, he'll have to apply for insurance through COBRA.

Holidays always get me wandering, "jewels are good gifts sometimes, right?"

Didn't you mention EPA a few weeks ago?
On that note, is an offline calibration for a MATS PM CEMS valid?

No big deal, I don't let this type of stuff bladder me.

[carves NO FATE into picnic table]

[flees from pun thread to Davenport, IA]

Irwin R. Scheister.

Announcer: "At the head of the table, weighing in at 323 pounds, standing 7 feet tall, capturing 48% of votes…the county administrator, the county executive, the county mayor…Baaaane!"

Per Wikpedia article…
"The county administrator, formerly known as the County Executive, is called the County Mayor."

I bought the last remaining ingredient I need to make brandy old-fashioneds (sweet), so I'm going to have a few of those while I paint a bench later tonight I've been sanding for a week.

If distraction is part of his job description, he's doing a helluva good job this week.

Throw in a little left-right action and I get 30 lives!

If you count online views, grosses of people watched this year's event.

Seriously, order a cake with 18 pictures of Segel on it.

Haven't seen this meme in a long time. Nice work.

What's in the lunch box?!

I thought it was called Hibernol.

We get it, you don't like quantitative easing. We're talking about gritty child films.