Yes, he's sitting over there.

Wiig's role is "top-secret"? Please tell me it's not a Top Secret! reboot.

I work for an electric utility and have told people not to drink boiler water. There's literally nothing but H2O in that stuff.

Barfolomew.

It's a radical change in the expected direction or outcome of the plot of a film, but that's not important right now.

"President Trump is committed to eliminating harmful and unnecessary policies such as the Climate Action Plan and the Waters of the U.S. rule."

If it rains too much, NOAA might have to build a boat.

How about everyone contributes a bottle of booze and then when someone dies we drink their bottle to celebrate their contributions to commenting?

So…a bridge to nowhere?

[Trump angrily tweets Spike TV's address]

Not too close to the christmas tree, @avclub-97815cb302c2a984aac3af1ee8f68e8d:disqus. That shit is flammable.

Got the swag, kept the money. It's a job well done, a job well done. That's a fact.
[vomits]

Draw again. Draw it again. You're the ace field man. Draw it again. It's a simple diagram. Just draw it again. Draw what you saw. Draw it again! Draw it again!

For the record, the AV Club didn't start until 1993.

That's okay. You thirsty?

Honey? She's a goat. She's a magical goat. And, she delights on playing tricks on us mere mortals.

That's usually my follow-up to her consistent lack of a response.

As long as she's not thinking about Tony, I'm okay. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of her, and whether he'll ever return someday.

To this day (I'm 40), I ask Gjetostbusty if she's having a topless pillow fight when she has female friends over and I'm not home.

I like the trumpet solo.