Happy birthday! I had mine yesterday.

We went to one of those places in the Twin Cities a few years ago. Lots of fun, but kind of risky. I hope your daughter's ankle heals quickly.

I turned 40 yesterday. Great night out with Gjetostbusty and some friends on Saturday night.

What? A grown man can't give another man a haircut tool in a gas station restroom?

Why go to a gas station when you do get a haircut at home?
[gives Kirk a Flowbee]

1987…10 years old…Andre Dawson signed by Cubs, Cubs finish in last place, Andre Dawson wins MVP

[waits in line behind @avclub-7998540c659c975a9e7826ba4efa2a0f:disqus ]
For fuck's sake, pick something!

Doctor Flammond's biggest customers.

Damn, right. Class of '95 rules.

Too floppy.

Your second paragraph is what I was going to write. People are starting to wise up.

According to the Kids in the Hall, Jesus decided to become a religious leader because he was a terrible carpenter.

Hillary made zero stops in Wisconsin during the general election campaign (Kaine did pop in multiple times). Trump did campaign here.

Dafoe is playing a detective? So Body of Evidence 2: No More Hot Wax, Please?

[hacks SCMODS]

Don't get me started on those anti-Semitic socialist Smurfs.

I never knew Punch and Judy (title of track 8) referred to a puppet show. I just thought it was a baseball term.

THE TOOTH!

I'd probably stick to soups too if I had a loose tooth.

Is @avclub-2ffe5ae29bb6b60145835654b541b443:disqus , new? Santo, like a diminishing number of us, was here pre-Disqus.