Don't be a Dick.

We love vegetables and here's why you should, too.

AV Club memes haven't become part of my parenting repertoire yet.

Off topic - My 8-year olds found 'ass' in the dictionary. "It's just a different way to say donkey, dad. It's not a bad word."

The Bar Kays? They must be having a hard time getting gigs.

Still working at the ol'factory? Come to your senses, @avclub-2ffe5ae29bb6b60145835654b541b443:disqus.

Thanks!

Here's the AMA summary of what happened.
http://www.humanehollywood….

Is this some sort of bust?

Gjetostbusty questions my love of Southern Comfort too.

Me too. Just watched episodes 1 and 2 of Police Squad!. Ha!

[After walking in unannounced to Dutch's office]
Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Frank: I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

We hosted two parties over the weekend and had brandy slush both nights. Lots of old-fashioneds too. I went rogue and tried a Southern Comfort old-fashioned sour on Friday. Not bad.

[Principal Ed Rooney tracks pun threads around Chicago]

Mary Magdalene, you say? Maybe someone will come along and learn a lesson for her.

Don't forget about Great Job, Internet! when someone dubs over the entire movie's dialogue with He-Man and the Masters of the Universe voices.

…tried to pass it off as having drank too much.

Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

I've been thinking about this quite often too. I don't like to complain unless I'm trying to fix the problem, so I guess it's time to start doing something. Voting small/contacting my representatives is a good place to start.

No, she's using TLC as an exploratory committee for a 2024 presidential bid.