Cora Munro: Did you see my father?
Natty Bumppo (Last Mohican): From a distance.

We do Elf on a Shelf at our house. He was abducted and tied down by Lego figurines last night. Here's hoping he escapes tonight.

"But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you… Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!"

[gives @disqus_oVUXH6xJtC:disqus the People's Elbow]

Hillary Flammond: For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iron fist of oppression, as long as a child cries out in the night, or an actor can be elected president, we must continue the struggle.

That's one of things I liked so much about The Wheel of Time series; the books went into quite a bit of detail how "magic" works and the differences between how males and females channel that energy.

Fun fact: I started drinking Earl Grey because of Star Trek. Gjetostbusty isn't impressed when I disclose that in front of friends or strangers.

Hey, watch it. I'm a goat and I've got superpowers.

My biggest gripe about this election cycle - false equivalence.

Some little kids asked why the sky was blue a few years ago and I was really excited to talk about the science of it, but another person in our group said something about god. I followed up with a scientific version; they weren't pleased and I didn't care.

Rayleigh scattering. Look it up once; it's interesting reading. Not kidding.

How do you expect me to wear polos, untucked? No one will see my aged belt.

First time? What did you think?

If so, he should probably get checked for rust; it's easily spread.

With a username like yours, I'd thought you'd be more familiar with this type of foolishness than the rest of us.

Thankful that my mom is still relatively cancer free (alive). Multiple myeloma nevers goes away, but it doesn't look like this cancer will kill my mom.

[gets ready to leave the house - checks wallet, keys, phone, dick]

I miss the Frakes gimmick commenter.

[rolls 1d4 twice]

Soft vore seems eerily similar to communion.