Same!

We were on a long flight (overnight) and there was a teen on her own. She was seated next to a stranger, an older man, and my husband could see that she was really uncomfortable. He alerted me, then I talked to the steward (a woman), and they went over and said to her "oh, we found you a space where you'll have…

OH GURL. YES.

I flew somewhere last week, for my university's spring break, and I sat in front of this total skeeve and his sixteen-year-old would-be victim. He spent the whole flight asking her questions about who was meeting her and expecting her, and what she'd be doing, and bought her several alcoholic drinks to…

Right? How sad is it that I was acutally impressed that they didn't laugh at this poor girl and give Creepy McLoudermilk a high-five?

Now I've become one of those middle-aged women who looks out for young women on public transportation. I can think of two times when I was traveling alone as a teenager when a nice older lady saved me from a creep.

I once shoved a mason jar up my ass and it came out filled with organic blueberry kombucha.

the fuck, the fuck, the fuck! No No NO!!! I have seen a lot of dead bodies. Dead bodies in homes. Dead bodies in cars. Dead bodies at roadside. In their kitchen. In their bathroom. We had to remove a toilet one time because we had no place to stand because the dead body took up the entire floor space, being over 700…

Ahhh, menfolk. Wearing our sexual fantasies on our sleeves for the last 10,000 years or so. One of the more prominent fantasies I have run across is guys wanting to sleep with women who have some kind of sexual "deviancy". I put deviancy in quotes not to be a judgmental prick, but to illustrate what some men…

I don't understand how necrophilia is supposed to be the worst possible thing, the "most taboo thing we can culturally imagine." I mean, I'd rather deal with the whole repulsive aspect of fucking a corpse than I would molesting a child, or even an unwilling adult. Surely it's worse to harm a living person than dead…

1. Karen Greenlee, the Unrepentant Necrophile, interview here:

I had never seen her videos before. It seemed a little much. But if I watched a few more maybe I could finally feel like it's....normal?

well it's a tiny percent of people counting that necrophiliacs are not a huge percent of the population. But we really don't know that. I am guessing that's super under reported.

We sure did manage to get to the boringest final four possible, didn't we?

Give him something a bit better.

Look, I can't stand hipsters as much as the next metalhead. But this is brilliant marketing. You see, around 10 years ago when the modern variant of the hipster first came to be, these creatures were all frugal, bike-loving types. However, in the last 5 years, young urban professionals started mimicking them and…

"We were complicated before corporations wrote a 64-page document about us."
- Hipsters