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OMG, NO! Stop it. You are not some delicate snowflake. I am sure she was not smoking any longer than it took someone to get the attention of the flight attendant. About the same amount of smoke exposure when walking by a passing by smoker. Stop with this, "I'm so precious I am going to melt instantly, INSTANTLY,

Why is $500 paltry? She didn't kill anyone. And no one was at risk. What is with this knee-jerk desire to throw the book at everyone one for every little thing. God bless MURICA!

She gave us a weird assignment, to go out in public and act white for 30 minutes.

15+6=23 is absolutely correct - in octal.

Two butts were involved?

Hey, guys! Check out the super special atheist snowflake! They're so edgy and "real" what with their disregard for the feelings of others . Good thing they don't have some imaginary sky god telling them not to be an asshole! Now they get to be an asshole ALL THE TIME! They're not just trying to make their Catholic mom

I can actually help with the Filipino version of this, if you're interested. Maybe the ladies of Jezebel would like to know about the "kikay kits" we have filled with face wash and other things that make us look fresh-faced despite unrelenting humidity and the national obsession with skin-lightening treatments!

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

I see your point. Ladies tend to take such a personal view of their own lives. They need men to provide an uncaring, objective point of view.

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

I had a live-in boyfriend for a while. He works like 15 hours a week and more often at night while I'm a 9-5er too (45-50 hrs a week more like). I'd always get so upset coming home after working 9 hours to a fucking wreck with his shit everywhere and mud caked on my SEVENTEENTH CENTURY ORIGINAL HARDWOODS. After he

Men have a high center of gravity, broad shoulders, and narrow hips. Because of this we'll tip over if we sit with our legs together.

I was the stay-at-home person in our relationship. Believe me, mr. rottenkitty never had to think about anything but his career. I don't mind that because that's what we worked out. However, unlike mr. rottenkitty, I never get to retire from my job. I'll be cooking and cleaning, doing the bills, dealing with all

As the laws support a 50/50 split of marital assets (at least in my area) your opinion is moot, but I'm curious- what's your opinion of a marriage in which a wife does pretty much all of the cooking, cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping, menu-planning, social planning, gardening, and familial correspondence? In other

The one I l'm living in, personally, knows that a midwife and a doula are not at all the same profession. One is a non-clinical provider of emotional support, and the other can deliver a baby.

I don't know where you live, but in the US (or at least California... where this whole thing happened), midwives are certified. I'm due in May, and delivering at a hospital with a CNM. In her practice there are also 2 OBs, just in case there are any complications.

When he was a puppy, he didn't even look REAL

They are an elite military unit. My father even penned them a marching song (I wish I could sing it for you all):

She's holding her arms because that muscle group makes your arm muscles twerk also. I can do it and when I have my arms to the side they move a bit but when I hold them like that it's not as visible.