Yo brah, I think there’s a typo in the title:

I know that feel. My father died of multiple myeloma (being a hematologist, great!) and my mother of sarcoma, two very rare cancers with poor prognoses, so anyone that survives these is very comforting to me, albeit bittersweet.

What is the policy of the Jezebel portion of the site for ungreying?

Freudian slip if I ever did see one. But it’s an Alabama cop, so reading comprehension ain’t they strong suit...

I didn’t know that voting for your candidate of choice was treason. Foolish me, I thought this was a democratic country, not North Korea. [shrugs]

How the hell do 68 million people look at what Trump has done and say “This guy knows what he’s doing!” What the fuck.

To any of the commentators that are saying he shouldn’t be blacklisted becauses of what he did at 14 and 19 years of age: the fact that he engaged in violence against women is an issue of character. We don’t need people with character defects as deep as these that can negatively affect women, an already less powerful…

They should all be arrested for interfering with the democratic process. That’s the antithesis of the right to vote. That’s intimidation.

My thoughts exactly. I think there is a case to be made when you’ve run out of forbearance and you’re in a situation like these people that they’re garnishing your Social Security when you’re 80 years old cosigner or borrower for your child.

Glorious... made me shed a tear like I was listening to Misere Meu Deus for the first time.

DING-DING-DING! 100%!

Never gets old. This dude thinks he’s white. Ah, NO.

Unfortunately, no.

I need the apartment dweller version of this for the A-HOLE neighbor that smokes at odd hours in a smoke-free co-op building, exposing me to second-hand smoke of which there is no safe level of exposure.

Amen! I saw all the emotional labor my mother had to do with my progressive-leftist-revolutionary-physician father and said to myself at age sixteen, “Nope-nope-nope-nope-nope.” And I square the blame on Jane Austen herself, for she spoke what I knew in my young heart:

Fair point.

“Many schools are implementing anti-racist Black Lives Matter curriculum and The 1619 Project.”

Folks, when the LEOs violate the law on people who are morally questionable, like Mr. Kelly, that is still an injustice. We can’t pick justice to be done depending on the moral or ethical character of the victim. That’s what equal protection under the law implies: same rules for everybody.

Agree.

IKR?