Prop them up in the front seat and put sunglasses on them...

This is jank as fuck and I love it.

Highly. It kind of works for other brands, too, like Buick (Anal Centurion, Anal Rendezvous, Anal Wildcat) and Pontiac (Anal Safari, Anal Torrent, Anal Vibe), but it’s not as consistently funny.

You forgot the most obvious one, the Anal Probe.

Try replacing Ford with Anal...can be entertaining, Anal Explorer, Anal Contour, Anal Fiesta, etc..

is that smoke in the first photo?

Dave Ramsey’s advice is very general and made for people in financial trouble. In general, you probably shouldn’t get $30,000 in debt when you already have previous debt that you can’t pay off realistically. Paying cash for a lesser used car is a good idea in that case.

The people saying that you can just invest that…

My wife and I follow his guidelines for 90% of our finances and it has helped us a lot. We have no college debt, no credit card debt, we’re in our mid-20’s and have considerably more assets than most people our age. That’s not to brag, but we are very tight with what we spend and we save as much as we can. We don’t…

I’ve got a V90 wagon with an LS. So much goddamned fun.

can me and your buddy, be buddies?

I like your buddy’s taste and the ratio of quirky:classy. There is just something about that front end, the mudflaps, and that classic Volvo open headrest design that does it for me and that shade of blue on black is lovely.

Nice read, Leah.

I thought it was Michael Jackson

Everybody that’s a motorsports fan needs to see NHRA in person. You feel the sound of the engines as much as you hear them.

I’m not a regular Jalopnik commenter - kinja brought me here - but I was really fascinated by your video. I learned more about car engines in 8 minutes then in the previous 47 years of my life (I’m a non driving New Yorker - and what little I know about cars comes from watching my dad struggle with basic car…

I want a whole show about car culture in Cuba. I want to see dudes swapping old FIAT parts into Corvairs while smoking big fat cigars and drinking mojitos.

Get rid of the hot rodders. Seriously. The Hot August Nights crowd has destroyed car television in America. In fact, forget America entirely - let’s do a show about tuning and mods in other countries.

You get out of here with your communist nonsense.

in elementary school, i was a runt. tiny, skinny, and awkward. On top of that we were poor and i didnt have name brand clothes or shoes. One guy, “tim” the cool kid used to constantly pick on me and knock me down and embarrass me. Luckily we went to different middle schools, at which time i hit puberty, and got up to…

I’d say it’s always been the best looking hot hatch.