Because parading a bunch of people crying on the stand isn’t “showbiz level bullshit.”

“but for” causation is widely considered an extremely weak argument in court, because it cannot be proven. For example, “But for the fact that George Floyd got out of bed that morning, he would be alive.” Completely open statement, he could have died of a heart attack later that day even in bed, he could stroke out, a…

Now THIS should be a starred comment. The whole argument of “Look at all these doctors saying all of this!” is so ridiculous when you realize they were paid to be there and obviously were called because they agree with the prosecution, and you haven’t even heard the opposing evidence!

Are you kidding? Chauvin is barely 160lbs soaking wet. His belt and tools don’t weigh 40lbs.

“MSCHF recognized that settlement was the best way to allow it to put this lawsuit behind it so that it could dedicate its time to new artistic and expressive projects.”

I can say with absolute certainty the Root would have reported that, since any time a black guy dies, even at the hands of another black man, it is inevitably “wypipo’s fault” because nobody at this garbage website has more than two functioning brain cells.

Shhhhh that NEVER happens!..

Uh, except they are more restrictive than Georgia’s. I wouldn’t expect you to exhibit any reading comprehension, but trust me, it’s not that hard if you put your mind to it.

“but she can at least educate her constituents on how to abide by them as best they can.”

I see somebody doesn’t understand what a “morality clause” is.

How dare Charles Barkley not agree with your garbage racism! The audacity!

Republicans will be taking that seat now. Thanks.

Except they already admitted that it appeared he was actually just on his back.

This just in: Minneapolis police chief lies on stand to protect his job, ends up blowing entire case.

The same Rodney King who nearly beat a female officer to death twenty minutes prior to the absolutely righteous ass beating he received?

Or his lawyer seems to think this kid is a God damn retard because he tried to use that excuse.

Because if your muffler hitches the pavement while you’re driving on the highway at 75mph and flies off it could fucking KILL SOMEBODY, numb nuts.

Apparently black people seem to think sucker punching Asians for no reason is totally normal behavior... Or firing off ten rounds in a residential neighborhood because somebody scuffed your Jordans... the list goes on.

You called someone else’s acumen “shit poor” but you literally just tried to argue that black people don’t run because they’re in the process of committing a crime, but because they’re afraid of getting beat by the cops. Except at some point, the behavior of running instead of complying had to become a regular…

Judging by the Biden family’s previous issues with operating motor vehicles, I’d say the chances are greater than zero percent that someone from their genetic line had their hands on that boat.