Hi, I am your typical leftist. I support:

Where’s the guy who likes to post the “free speech isn’t freedom from consequences” comic on every article like this?

It’s just like slavery except

Gawker tried to bully someone and learned that when the financial playing field is equaled that the party who did something wrong can lose. Gawker did something wrong. Gawker lost.

This gets ever funnier if you hop over to Libby Watson’s post about Facebook from about a week ago and see all the comments about how just plain stupid conservatives are for falling for the bullshit they streams down their feed.

Hire Tomatoface.

Schadenfreude. Pure. Unadulterated. Schadenfreude.

Now THAT is Truth To Power!

Sounds like you guys are racists. It couldn’t possibly be that some cultures decidedly prop up mediocrity, corruption and nepotism. No, that’s impossible. All cultures are equal and you know it. To criticize Univision in this way, it must be because your white privilege is showing. Has nothing to do with incompetent…

“...offering laughably thin connections to sports...”

Lol, of course he’s a hypocrite. I expected nothing less from the guy who thinks Apu can only be improved by making him a millionaire.

Oh hey, and remember the time that io9 hired a diet coach as a science writer and he got to write long advertisements for his diet coaching business as “food science” columns that were all regurgitations of circa-2014 fad diet bullshit? I’m sure he was the last of those, right?

Someone is going to give you a talking-to about punching down, punching up, punching sideways or something.

When their first instinct is to use shame as a tactic to force others to live as they want, it’s hard to tell the socially liberal from the religiously conservative.

GMG isn’t reliant on sponsored content disguised as news

If this means the end of The Root, Jezebel, and Deadspin, then maybe I’ll start believing their is a God afterall.

Hells yea we killed you once gawker, and we’re in the process of killing you again.

Now this, folks, is the hottest of takes.

The voice and hyperbole he uses to imitate a white person talking about how spicy something is elevates a very simple joke.

This article is reporter porn, the ultimate fantasy of any journalist stuck working at a dying shitty media company. Does kicking your bosses in the balls this hard feel as good as I imagined it would? I mean, aside from everything else about your work situation going to shit, obvs.