Companies have deals with local municipalities to ensure they have regional monopolies. On the one hand, this makes sense, as it ensures you don't have 20 different companies all trying to string their own cable over the above-ground poles and below-ground conduits. On the other hand, it means cable companies have…

I know I'm probably in the minority. I don't care. #SupportNSA

In 2013, Sir Ian McKellan married Sir Patrick Stewart.

HOW DARE YOU NOT MENTION GUMMI BEARS!

You're right; it is not the beloved Dungeon Keeper of 1997 or 1999.

Here's a solution for all of the enraged people out there: Play one of the other thousands of games available to you.

Under the desk...

Before all the hate comes pouring in, I just want to say that I give you mad props for revealing a very personal aspect of your life that many people won't agree with. It was a very interesting read, and definitely some food for thought. Cheers!

This is insane, I had NO IDEA there was a fanboy type war between torrenting and streaming. Christ alive.

Funny you should mention that, my wife finds it hilarious that I watch MLP and has watched some episodes with me. Then again, she already knew that I've seen girlier stuff on account that I've watched a lot of CLAMP.

You must be a blast at parties. Before Cards Against Humanity I had played a lot of Apples to Apples and it always involved alcohol and wasn't any more tame than a game of Cards Against Humanity is.

Cards Against Humanity is just kind of a "for the lowest common denominator" kind of thing. It's not even that the kind of humor it endorses is bad or inherently low-brow or anything, it's just that it tries way too hard to be vulgar, and when almost every combination of cards results in something obscene and vulgar,…

Few seconds. They always have an off switch.

I know, right? The milk man, the paperboy, evening TV...

I'd like to jump on. I've received a lot of hate from my players, being that outside of kotaku, I've made my face known to my playerbase. This has resulted in some really neat situations where I've had drinks with my players, out in the wide world. I've also received death threats from angry players due to some bug…

If I ever get into rapping, I'm bagging Meanie Crime Poet as my handle.

Too kind about the xtacles. Still kills me that Lazzo killed it. There is a giant poster of that show in my office. It makes me happy and sad.

You have one in every episode. The part of Xander is played by Sterling Archer. Boosh.

That is the nastiest of Stunners : it manages to be both awkward and brutal looking at the same time.

Here's the thing about PPVs though....it's $9.99 a month with a 6-month sign up required. So at a minimum you're spending $59.99.