I only wish the campaign's killer tech weren't so tightly controlled. The bio-sensors make a single appearance. The magnetic grips show up a couple of times. Only two levels make use of the grappling hook, offering us a brief glimpse of intoxicating freedom before leading us back to a mostly linear experience. This…

I am reasonably sure that you can tell jokes without hurting people. It just takes a bit more effort.

If I were in charge of Kotaku, I would give everyone Ice Cream and nap-mats! Maybe apple juice too. (I'd run this place like a daycare, but with an iron fist!) I would also assign two people to major releases like that if the people were available. One a serious fan of the series, and then someone that is reasonably…

Just because you feel that way about the categories doesn't mean they apply to everyone.

If I had to assign numbers to the three options for me personally:
Should I Play This Game?

Just like the reason that McDonald's and Burger King's coke always tastes better than what you get in a bottle or can, it is fresher and often made with better quality water than anywhere else. It isn't necessarily them wanting to make "better" products, but they simply have to have higher standards due to the level…

I miss this in ways I can't describe.
So instead I shall use appropriate lyrics.
Bing bang bingalong cing cang cingalong Ding dang dingalong day Fing fang fingalong ging gang gingalong Hing hang hingalong hay Jing jang jingalong king kang kingalong Ling lang lingalong lay Ming mang mingalong ning nang ningalong Ping…

The moment Ralts decided to float up and away, I lost it. Also ???????? is probably the best pokemon next to "Mistakes were made" mega slowbro.

That Sim know's what's up. ABC. Always. Be Caging.

These are the hard facts:
1. There very a few magic cards worth more than $500, and that is if they are graded.
2. To have a collection of cards that are "worth 10k or more" means he has multiple graded, near mint black lotus cards. The disparity between values of even the most expensive cards after black lotus is more…

He is saying after all is said and done it comes across as a fan project rather than a fully-fledged licensed title? Should I walk or run to get this game? Is it a winner?

I don't have an issue at all about someone replying to me about that. Nor did I deny I was expecting the original table. Maybe there was miscommunication?

Sadly due to the costs, dedication, and time involved in maintaining tables it just isn't worthwhile for the most part. Occasionally you find some decent tables at local bowling alleys or hobby stores that branch out a bit into arcade gaming, but it is quite difficult to find quality tables these days.

I will say this,…

Having worked on that machine in an arcade and local game store, let me assure you it is one of the most popular pinball tables in recent history, but is also a nightmare to maintain. Tons of close-together connectors that love to get fussy after a few months of play. If yours is well maintained, then enjoy!…

You seem incensed that I was expecting the already existing table when I read "South Park Pinball". Sorry you feel that way? I have both Pinball Arcade and Zen Pinball, both fantastic games, and yes most tables are a bit more unrealistic for the most part when it comes to Zen.

Hope you have a better day!

The fact there are people out there who don't still play pinball games makes me sad.
Pinball is....just right.

I was really excited and expecting this.

But I am a sucker for pinball so I am sure I'll get this too.

As a person who has been on the internet and viewed a number of websites, reviews, and videos, I actually can see some of the companies' perspective on this.

Oh I don't disagree with you, the game is not good as a whole, but people still swear by it. I guess I can understand competitive players and people who just don't know there is a world of wonderful experiences beyond Uno and Monopoly, but anyone else, there is no excuse. (Catan is better....but not by much. )

Yeah that usually is how it goes, I mean it is called monopoly not "Everyone gets their fair share-opoly" :)

It really isn't a great game, especially compared other games which blow monopoly away in presentation, quality and game experience. There isn't anything inherently wrong with monopoly but it exemplifies most everything that is unpleasant about the american style of board gaming (player elimination, rewarding…