Can black artists just please continue to lay the politics on thick? I would just love it if every major performance post Formation is just like ‘and you thouhght Beyoncé at the Super Bowl was intense?’.

Running Windows on Mac is like having a Lotus, then buying a flatbed that you keep the Lotus on, and driving everywhere with the flatbed. Running Windows on a Mac is like living in your beautiful house with your perfect family but deciding to get with a crack ho on the side and inviting her to live with you. Running…

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

I’ll keep that in mind! I don’t want to lock people out of information—this is simply a different way of presenting it.

tl;dr

No guns? But what about my rights?

The closed captions of this video are hilarious.

what’s the worst that can happen? My parents as well as yours probably also left you in the car all the fucking time

+1 sale into white slavery.

Don’t worry about karma, guys. This guy wrecked his car shortly after the picture was taken due to the extensive spoilers written on the front windshield.

There are deep psychological explanations for Vontaze Burflict’s behavior. He’s taking out his anger at a world which spellchecks refuse to recognize his name.

Hopefully he got to enjoy the Packers win.

Orange you glad someone else didn’t make the same joke?

Hardy had no comment when asked how he thought he’d look in a Broncos home uniform.

After Sunday’s final game, Hardy said he’d like to return to Dallas. “I look good in blue and white, let’s be honest.”

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?