"Madonna has built her entire career on passing off other people's innovations as her own and making sure the original authors of things don't get as much credit for their work as she does." -Hillary Clinton

I am not 'Hilary Clinton.' And please stop using something I wrote to promote your goddamn album.

Maybe it's because Madonna has built her entire career on passing off other people's innovations as her own and making sure the original authors of things don't get as much credit for their work as she does.

"respects women to much to subject them to me" I'll have to remember that line the next time someone asks why I'm still single.

IT BURNS, IT BURNSSSS!

"...this time she closed the card with: 'From the woman who loved you first.'"

But do the children?

I do want everyone to remember the real and biggest loser in all of this is Tyga, who spent his morning trying to convince people that he didn't leave his wife and son for a teen girl.

you, like me, have a firm grasp on sports and also metaphors.

Update, 6:24 p.m. EST

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

The whole article is a factual fallacy because none of it is based in fact.

I KNEW IT.

this guy was my roomate for 6 months. This is so much closer to the truth than you could ever imagine.