If only he could retroactively quit Don Jon!

You find it if you're looking for it, but it's not as intrusive as lots of people act like it is. Mostly it's when Snow White is explaining the differences in the way the common sense Fables (conservatives) do things as opposed to how the ridiculous Mundys (liberals) do them.

Of course the tour is not coming to St. Louis, but at least this time we get to say "Ha ha, suck it, Chicago!"

When I was a little kid, my parents dragged me to a huge revival meeting at the county fairgrounds. Kids in attendance were given copies of the Christian Archie comics, and I was confused for quite a while afterwards as to why Archie showed no particular religious leanings in most of his other comics after being so…

I don't think she's supposed to be frumpy so much as repressed, which also makes her come across as stand-offish and unfriendly. Add the fact that everyone knows that she's more naturally gifted than any of the rest of them and, yeah, that would make her unpopular. One can be pretty and ridiculously shapely and still…

Locas, Jaime Hernandez' half of Love and Rockets, originally followed the lives of ordinary folks living in a comic book universe. It shed that part of the concept pretty early on, but Maggie started out as a rocket mechanic, and Penny Century was bound and determined to become a superhero herself.

Can someone please direct me to the planet where a whiny, nerdy, self-confessed dull Ichabod Crane type can land women who look like Milayna Veyntraub, Gillian Jacobs, Brigga Heelan, that girl at the party and a pair of adventurous sisters in quick succession? It sure doesn't seem to be Earth as I know it.

The sooner Ferguson manages to shuffle off the constricting format, the better. Craig leading a panel discussion of history has the potential to be the most brilliant thing on tv, but right now he's being forced to be too cute with it.

The scene where Veronica Lake slides up the bannister gives me a curious feeling in my loins.

Bullshit! According to a several issue arc in Marvel Team-Up, Cotton Mather traveled through time to kidnap the Scarlet Witch and take her back to Salem, where they were just about to burn her until Spider-Man borrowed Dr. Doom's time machine and went back in time to retrieve her. And we know Marvel Comics were true…

You didn't enjoy reading every minute detail about every school play and talent show at the school during the years Jake spends dicking around there?

Lloyd Bridges played one of the kidnappers in a movie loosely based on the incident. Which is neither here nor there, I guess, but I thought it was an interesting footnote.

She was a graduate of the rival high school to mine, which we inexplicably looked down on as being populated by hicks despite the fact that our own school was literally in the middle of a corn field. We were absolutely crushed when Animal House came out and we had to deal with the fact that someone from that school…

I was all prepared to like this, but apparently needed more preparation. I hadn't been made aware that "funky" was now synonymous with "antiseptic" and "inert."

Yeah, like I said, he's really only in the movie for probably three minutes at most, but they're a brutal three minutes. Buddy Ebsen is a pleasant surprise when he shows up, though.

I can only speak for myself, but I think it's the most realistic account of male adolescent romantic stirrings that I've ever seen in a movie. Most American movies about boys at that age paint them as monstrous little horndogs, and maybe that's the case for a lot of guys, I don't know. I didn't really know many guys…

One big orgy of all the legion of versions of Scott Summers and Jean Grey, with maybe half a dozen Emma Frosts thrown in to keep things interesting (this includes the Cuckoos, of course). And I doubt if anyone would complain if Miss Sinister dropped in for a bit, also. (But not Mr. Sinister - that guy is a mood killer…

My wife and my dead wife, am I the only one who sees her? My wife and my dead wife, doesn't anybody see her at all?

Quatermass and the Pit, all about how the Martians loved humankind so much they gave us the gift of their genetics, and then there's a wild party in London at the end.

Possibly. But you could say that about several of the movies on this list. I suspect there are as many comedic bits in Tiffany's as there are in Say Anything, for instance. But you make a valid point.