A woman of a certain age can indeed still wear a heavy line of black eyeliner.

Never saw Titanic. Did Jack die? Is this a spoiler?

Titanic 2 could totally be done.

Get me out of here, send help

wow. my eyeballs thank you for posting these pics.

I laughed and then I was like, man, why am I laughing this is true and then I laughed some more.

God, that sounds horrible. I’m glad you’re finding some relief in the poem. She’s got a lot of good ones.

This poem is amazing. Also, I think we need to remind women that miscarriages are more common than we think and all is not lost.

OMG! my last 10 years

*whispers* call me i will punch them for you

I do love a macadamia nut though, toasted.

One of my favorite things to say to people when they ask if I’m pregnant because I’m not drinking booze is to respond, “no, I’m actually an alcoholic and I’ve been sober x amount of years.” It is true and it feels like a slap in the face to people being intrusive because they got way more info than they were hoping…

This sums up the day to day experience of all of us who have been in this situation!

I’ve had seven or eight miscarriages. In the middle we had a bio kid and at the end we adopted. Having so little control over my own fertility made me even more pro-choice because I want other women to have control over theirs.

Its only missing “I have this book you should read”.

Oh my god, this poem is just so dead on. Thank you for this.

Seriously, if one more person tells me to eat macadamia nuts or drink POM juice I’m actually going to punch them.

Damn. What a poem.

Thank you so much for sharing that.

Oh, God, that’s amazing — I have never see it before. That’s a real gift, right there. Thanks for posting this!